I gotta go to a kid's birthday party tomorrow.
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David, I couldn't be taken into that place at gunpoint. I went in there for about 5 minutes once and I'm certain it scarred me for life.
They were everywhere - screaming, crying, running around in pizza - stained "spongebob" shirts, putting the bite on their parents for money - it was a scene right out of Dante's Inferno.
They were everywhere - screaming, crying, running around in pizza - stained "spongebob" shirts, putting the bite on their parents for money - it was a scene right out of Dante's Inferno.
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At least there won't be any damned pinata this time. Someone always gets clubbed, or bent out of shape because they didn't break it or because so-and-so did break it and you have to divvy up the candy to be fair and all that kind of horse sh........
I digress.
I don't hate kids. Really, I don't.
I hate kid parties.
I digress.
I don't hate kids. Really, I don't.
I hate kid parties.
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So what's worse:
Heck, just plant yourself in front of the TV until they serve cake and then split.
- The screaming, spoiled, sugar-jacked kids
- The irritating, whiny, over-protective mothers telling boring stories you don't want to hear about how freakin' special their kid is
Heck, just plant yourself in front of the TV until they serve cake and then split.
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having 4 step kids and 1 of my own who'll be 8 in November, i'll make sure you get a personal invite to everyone of their birthday parties Steve...Especially the one's at Chuck E Cheese...
The best part is the hour long wait to turn in the tickets that took $50 in video games to win, just to receive $3 in Chuck E propoganda...You'd think the kids were deciding the fate of the free world when picking out that garbage..
The best part is the hour long wait to turn in the tickets that took $50 in video games to win, just to receive $3 in Chuck E propoganda...You'd think the kids were deciding the fate of the free world when picking out that garbage..
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The only party i can remember getting forced to go to was a few weeks ago and it was my girlfriends twin cousin turning 18 (female, BTW) and their sister turned 19......now that i think about it i wasnt really forced to much on that one.....
but i did get draged to a baby shower for my sister, that was HELL!
but i did get draged to a baby shower for my sister, that was HELL!
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