You might be a Redneck If.........
08-20-2008, 12:10 AM
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You might be a Redneck If.........
You Might Be a Redneck If you've moved a refrigerator on a skateboard.
Quote from Jeff Foxworthy
after today will be posting day by day for your redneck humor and once on weekends
08-20-2008, 05:09 AM
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You maybe a redneck... if you cut the grass and find a car
Thought I'd add to it
08-21-2008, 01:24 PM
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You Might Be a Redneck If your children's night light is a neon beer sign.
08-21-2008, 03:02 PM
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You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't, you might be a redneck
08-21-2008, 03:04 PM
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If you have matching salad bowls, and they all say "CoolWhip" on the side, you might be a redneck.
08-21-2008, 03:10 PM
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You might be a redneck, if you take the time to read this thread.
08-21-2008, 03:15 PM
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Who reads? Everyone just posts.
If yer granny has "ammo" on her Christmas list,YMBAR.
08-21-2008, 03:18 PM
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This redneck reads them all for content, lmao (__x__)
If you celebrate the anniversiary of the purchase of your truck(s).
08-21-2008, 06:10 PM
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You might be a redneck if you have an ambulance in your front yard and want to move to put the jeep back.
You might be a redneck if you have used plastic soda bottles as a radio installation kit.
Also these two are on me.
08-21-2008, 06:13 PM
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If you drink four beers at a time from a glass boot, YMBAR.
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You might be a redneck if................. wait I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08-22-2008, 09:20 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If your trash collector isn't sure about what stays and what goes.
08-22-2008, 03:04 PM
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You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. YMBAR
08-24-2008, 11:38 AM
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've washed an entire truck wiat a baby wipe.
08-24-2008, 09:18 PM
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You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You might be a redneck