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02-22-2008, 05:29 PM
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Speaking of cheap food, that reminds me of a guy who was living on dog food. Or at least that was the implication.
He was standing in line at a grocery store holding a 50 lb bag of PAL dog food when the lady behind him asked, "Oh, so you have a dog"?
Considering momentarily of his two dogs at home, he couldn't resist a smart reply. "Naw, actually I'm going back on the PAL Diet".
He continues, "I was on it last month and lost 53 pounds but I had to quit when I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of every oraphace".
Without skipping a beat in his story he payed his bill at the checkout counter and followed with, "you just load up your pockets with PAL Dog Food and whenever you get hungry you just grab a hand full and chew on it to curbe your hunger. It's nutritionally ballanced so you don't need to worry about starving yourself, and it satisfies your urge to eat completely".
The woman looked at him astonished and asked, "are you sure you want to go back on that diet"? "I assume that it is what put you in the hospital in the first place".
The guy replied "Actually, no, I just sat down in the middle of the street to lick my butt and got hit by a car".
He walked out of the store busting up with laughter while the woman's jaw dropped to her chest.
He was standing in line at a grocery store holding a 50 lb bag of PAL dog food when the lady behind him asked, "Oh, so you have a dog"?
Considering momentarily of his two dogs at home, he couldn't resist a smart reply. "Naw, actually I'm going back on the PAL Diet".
He continues, "I was on it last month and lost 53 pounds but I had to quit when I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of every oraphace".
Without skipping a beat in his story he payed his bill at the checkout counter and followed with, "you just load up your pockets with PAL Dog Food and whenever you get hungry you just grab a hand full and chew on it to curbe your hunger. It's nutritionally ballanced so you don't need to worry about starving yourself, and it satisfies your urge to eat completely".
The woman looked at him astonished and asked, "are you sure you want to go back on that diet"? "I assume that it is what put you in the hospital in the first place".
The guy replied "Actually, no, I just sat down in the middle of the street to lick my butt and got hit by a car".
He walked out of the store busting up with laughter while the woman's jaw dropped to her chest.
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02-22-2008, 05:36 PM
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02-22-2008, 05:54 PM
Originally Posted by kermmydog
Cheap food in Nevada? I guess I missed that in 57 years living there. The last time I ate in one of those Pahrump Casino Buffets it cost me $5000 +. I don't consider that cheap. The ride to the Las Vegas Hospital was over $1000.
So you better go for the company it will be cheaper.
Craig
So you better go for the company it will be cheaper.
Craig
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02-22-2008, 05:55 PM
Originally Posted by olfordsnstone
Speaking of cheap food, that reminds me of a guy who was living on dog food. Or at least that was the implication.
He was standing in line at a grocery store holding a 50 lb bag of PAL dog food when the lady behind him asked, "Oh, so you have a dog"?
Considering momentarily of his two dogs at home, he couldn't resist a smart reply. "Naw, actually I'm going back on the PAL Diet".
He continues, "I was on it last month and lost 53 pounds but I had to quit when I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of every oraphace".
Without skipping a beat in his story he payed his bill at the checkout counter and followed with, "you just load up your pockets with PAL Dog Food and whenever you get hungry you just grab a hand full and chew on it to curbe your hunger. It's nutritionally ballanced so you don't need to worry about starving yourself, and it satisfies your urge to eat completely".
The woman looked at him astonished and asked, "are you sure you want to go back on that diet"? "I assume that it is what put you in the hospital in the first place".
The guy replied "Actually, no, I just sat down in the middle of the street to lick my butt and got hit by a car".
He walked out of the store busting up with laughter while the woman's jaw dropped to her chest.
He was standing in line at a grocery store holding a 50 lb bag of PAL dog food when the lady behind him asked, "Oh, so you have a dog"?
Considering momentarily of his two dogs at home, he couldn't resist a smart reply. "Naw, actually I'm going back on the PAL Diet".
He continues, "I was on it last month and lost 53 pounds but I had to quit when I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of every oraphace".
Without skipping a beat in his story he payed his bill at the checkout counter and followed with, "you just load up your pockets with PAL Dog Food and whenever you get hungry you just grab a hand full and chew on it to curbe your hunger. It's nutritionally ballanced so you don't need to worry about starving yourself, and it satisfies your urge to eat completely".
The woman looked at him astonished and asked, "are you sure you want to go back on that diet"? "I assume that it is what put you in the hospital in the first place".
The guy replied "Actually, no, I just sat down in the middle of the street to lick my butt and got hit by a car".
He walked out of the store busting up with laughter while the woman's jaw dropped to her chest.
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