Maryland Shout Outs , All B / S Welcome
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12-27-2007, 09:48 AM
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Maryland Shout Outs , All B / S Welcome
As a tribute to Tractor Boy, MD's hard working, b/s'ng chapter leader, I offer up this thread, from the King of post paddin, ho'ng or whatever you want to call me. lol
Topics of general interest in this thread: NONE
Topics of serious interests: NONE
Topics of personal attacks: NONE, except for TB
Topics of Braggin N Other B/S: ALL WELCOME
Let the B/S flow. lol
Topics of general interest in this thread: NONE
Topics of serious interests: NONE
Topics of personal attacks: NONE, except for TB
Topics of Braggin N Other B/S: ALL WELCOME
Let the B/S flow. lol
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12-27-2007, 10:03 AM
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House break in
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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight bea m came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight bea m came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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12-27-2007, 02:29 PM
well from my little slice of maryland everything is fine. Just looking forward to going to a concert next month with a couple of friends. also hoping to finsh working on my ambo. need to finish replacing injector o rings. 7.3 diesel in an e350 means not alot of room to work. hope to see people soon.
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12-27-2007, 03:43 PM
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