Some of you might know a LeRoy or two
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Some of you might know a LeRoy or two
Pretty good little joke. Some of you might know a Leroy or two, lol.
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its @ss!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both Leroy and the
gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to he top like a dime
store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool..
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the
pool!"
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and
invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and
BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars
to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its @ss!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both Leroy and the
gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to he top like a dime
store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool..
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,"
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.
How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the
pool!"
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08-24-2007, 12:34 AM
Have a nice Beer!!!
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08-24-2007, 12:40 PM
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08-25-2007, 10:53 AM
LMAO good joke. Gator fightin' leRoy mighta been related to this guy....
Hard Day All Around the Swamp:
'Gator Bergeron asked his father-in-law, Thibodeaux, how his day had been. "It was a terrible day," replied Thibodeaux."This morning I was crop-dusting a rice field near Kaplan and nicked a power line. It ripped a panel out of the wing. When I got back to the office, my boss, Trahan, chewed me out.
Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On the way home I stopped at the bar and got a warm beer. So I yelled at Mr. Primeaux, 'Don't you have any cold beer?' and 'ol Primeaux said, "'Nope, 'lectricity been out all day, some idiot flew into a power line up the road'."
Hard Day All Around the Swamp:
'Gator Bergeron asked his father-in-law, Thibodeaux, how his day had been. "It was a terrible day," replied Thibodeaux."This morning I was crop-dusting a rice field near Kaplan and nicked a power line. It ripped a panel out of the wing. When I got back to the office, my boss, Trahan, chewed me out.
Then the guy from the FAA chewed me out. On the way home I stopped at the bar and got a warm beer. So I yelled at Mr. Primeaux, 'Don't you have any cold beer?' and 'ol Primeaux said, "'Nope, 'lectricity been out all day, some idiot flew into a power line up the road'."
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