Here I am seriously trying to respond to George apparently thinking I put him on my spam list, attempting to reassure someone that I really do look at what he sends to me, and over the top of the message list I see a message from "COOKS.COM" brightly announcing some concoction called "CAULIFLOWER SOUP WITH GORGONZOLA!"

The very best place I can think of to cook a thing like that is in the backyard on a day when the wind is blowing towards SOMEONE ELSES HOUSE! Preferably a particularly despised HOA member...

The world doesn't seem strange to me. It REALLY IS strange!!!

 

You must really rate wolfie. George usually only sends me recipies for disaster.

 

Do what I do:

Promise the MOON.

When you get the chance, have someone else drive and MOON HIM....


(I did that to the EX, but she wasn't looking)