This thread will become a culmination of all who participate. each person is to add one or 2 lines to the story then leave it open for the next poster.
try not to get too vulgar, but have fun and imagineation.....
I will start..






One morning Mako was walking into his driveway to find........

 

that someone had opened the hood and taken the carb and distrib from his diesel truck! He heard a noise shuffling around behind his building. Mako......

((take it from here....remember a line or 2,
then the next person posts another part of the story))

 

went to see what the noise was.....and found 2 of the......

 

Elves that works for the kid from advance as he hollered I need these parts to resell,to another PSD owner.

 

then the angry little elves parts in hand jumped in the sable/tow truck and headed back to lexington where they....................

 

stopped at Hooters for a small order of Wings, a couple of beers and....

 

and their eyes bugged out from all the lovelies working there........

 

then in a drunken stouper they realized that santa was in monroe not the north pole, so they................

 

ordered another round and asked one of the lovelies to dance on the table. But...

 

But Ashley(oops) Santa had to ride back to Kannapolis to Concord Mall for some fudge rounds to give to his little elves.......

 

after Mako stuffed them with ex-lax so their diarrhea is so bad they could never leave walking distance of a bathroom. Finally one elf figured this out and said to mako.."

 

Turns out it wasn't Mako but a evil little elf by the name of Scwidvicious......

 

who is coming to rule you all and get all the gas and parts from all of your trucks!! MUAHA HA HA (evil laugh...) after draning all of your gas tanks, i...

 

HAHAHAHA My tanks are empty just full of air.So when you get done selling the carb,spark plus & wires,dist cap and rotor button I have another job for you orders from you know who.......

 

Gas???? did someone say they needed gas